
a nice pic of the "Spring Chicken" playing his devastating trickle boast. Look at the flat footed opponent..
On behalf of everyone at Gauteng Squash, we would like to welcome back our Jarvis/Kaplan squash players.
After a week of exciting squash in Port Elizabeth the teams came home triumphant in every way.
Our A- team Ladies ended in 4th position, our B-team Ladies in 6th position. Well done!!
Our C- section men ended in 7th position, our Mens A-section B team ended in 7th position, and with pride we announce that our Mens A-section A team WON the Jarvis Cup for 2007.
After a few nail-biting matches in the final, Gauteng managed to clinch the title convincingly.
We would like to thank our Mens A team for their dedication and determination which payed off in their
winning this prestigious tournament. Congratulations Reenen Lavigne,Jesse Engelbrecht, Mike Tootill, Paul Atkinson and Gareth Schnehage, you have made Gauteng Squash proud!
Thank you to all the Jarvis/Kaplan players who put in so much effort, on and off the court, we really appreciate your commitment.
All of this would not have been possible without our Sponsors, a huge thank you to them, without your contribution
our players could not have achieved such outstanding results.
Yours Sincerely
Gauteng Squash
Does this mean that the bragging rights revert to the “A” team?
George, you could have offered Peter two of our players, seeing that we have a full squad.
Regards,
Nick Papatheodorou
P.S GET WELL SOON TO THE SNOT SNIVELING “B” TEAM.
Oh please! !
This 9A team has not stopped whingeing and whining the whole season. The team is loaded with has-beens, especially their miserable, hyped up, diva like captain, who cannot make it in the higher echelon of the squash leagues and now they think they can come and shout the odds. The need to have their egos stroked has now reached alarming levels. A pity their memories are not as active as their egos- do we recall who won the recent challenge between the so called A team and ourselves???
Well they are in for a surprise when the 4 member 9B team is back to strength (yes we don't have any extras to rely on due to 2 players falling away to the side, one of whom we now see is playing for the 10th but that is another story) and we will see who will be begging for mercy. The zip this zip that relates will be settled once and for all when the captain eats his words and Zips his mouth once and for all.
Cheers
I’ll put some girls handbags down at the club over the weekend so that you guys can sort it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regards
Played Krugersdorp in Azaadville
After dusting off our passports and checking our visa's we left for the far west.
Brian - No1 - Played his usual hard match giving no quarter and fairly easily overpowered his worthy opponent to go 2 up. Relaxed a little in the third game to let his opponent in 7-9. Took the last game easily 9-0.
Paddy - No2 - Still a little rusty after his long lay-off, lost the first game, took the second then ran out of steam to fade to 3-9 and 3-9.
Des - No3 - Strategic move to play him at 3 instead of 2 as he was supposed to take the match 3-0. COTY award nomination for Des as he never got into the match and lost 0-3!
John- No4 - Put up a good fight against the guy he thrashed in the first round but never got on top and went down 6-9; 5-9 and 7-9.
Paul was on first against the Gothic kid, black clothes, T-shirt displaying arcane symbols, dyed spiky black hair and a face so pale it made his zits look luminous. Unfazed by the kid’s appearance and on court antics, Paul dealt with him severely, despite a concentration lapse in the third game. Richard on next against the scary guy, large tattooed mean looking character, got off to a good start but was worn down. Phil then played the old crafty guy, started slowly and gathered momentum eventually wearing him down for a good win. Steph played the other kid, far less bizarre encounter than Paul’s but a closely fought match with a similar outcome.
Results:
Paul Dixon 3 – 1
Richard Lees 2 – 3
Phil Norton 3 – 2
Supposedly at home last night :
So I get a phone call from captain snot sniverler Pete Fillmore on Monday morning. Reason ? Snot Sniverlers "b" have only got two players willing and able to stand up to the might of the mighty 9th "A" team. The rest in bed wiping their snotty noses. Will we agree to postponement ? What about the advance ticket sales to this match, I ask ? Fillmore remains silent. I phone Patricia. She's not happy. Agreement is then reached --- no refunds will be offered but exchanges may be considered on Amstel Lager on request.
The postponed date will be published shortly. The result wont change folks -- in no particular order, it matters not, Hunt 27 zip, Van Niekerk 27 zip, Papa 27 zip, Bydawell 27 zip, Fallon 27 zip, Bowen 27 zip. In no particular order, it matters not, Martin, Le Roux, Chapman, Vermaak, Fillmore, et al , they're all snot sniverlers, --- all begging for mercy.
You can win 'em all.
Cheers
MORE CHAOS as we came to play at the Chamber and they went to Winchester Hills
CHAOS as we went to
Silver Fox on next against Alan, plunged to 1-2 down and 2-8 in the 4th (the crowd started to fade away in disappointment). However seeds of doubt were sown with a few choice winners and the 4th was won 10-8. With Alan demoralized, the 5th was then a formality for a 3-2 win.
Ryan then came up against a clever player (Darryl) and lost 0-3 which left “baldy” Jeff needing a 3-0 for a points count-out.
Jeff played possibly his best game of the season and did win 3-0 so down to a points count.
Before counting we offered
So………..closer than the first round but no cigar.
None of them stayed, we went to their pub, had a burger and a beer and then they brought us the entire bar bill for the night. They wanted us to pay for everybody. We need to play their other side next week. Seems a strong side, they pumped Wits 14 something, which is good for us, but we still have to play them twice.
Anyway, here is the match report:
1) Willem beat Rickie Tomaselli 3-0 (Won the 2nd from 8-2 down)
2)
3) Trevor beat Glen Lazarus 3-2 (Bit tense in the middle, Trevor playing with a broken racquet and going walkabout)
4) Vevek beat Dennis Bass 3-0 (Bit of a soft opponent)
Match Result: 16-2
Julie won 3-0
Jenny won 3-2
Chrisna won 3-0
Not to embarrass our 02 team, this report will be kept to the bare minimum.