Joke of the Week

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Rob Mugabe die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .

Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.

Mugabe is jealous. He says I want to call Zim, He calls and talks for about an hour ... then he asks the devil how much do I owe you? The devil replies: only one dollar, Mugabe is shocked and asks "why so little?" The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, it's a local call. �